Tuesday, January 28, 2014

101 Things About Me...


1. Real name:  Tessa Dashawn House (Formerly Rollins)

2. Nickname: B (My husband and I call each other B. We were calling each other Baby in French.. Bebe... and it was shortened to just B.) Also, Tess. I used to be called Tweeter in Highschool. Not sure why, and I still have friends that call me that. It's been so long I guess no one knows anymore. I think it had something to do with singing like a bird? I don't know...

3. Zodiac Sign: Libra

4. Male or female: This is kind of a stupid question, but I'll humor you questionnaire. I'm a woman. A damn fine woman, at that.

5. Elementary School: Byng School.

6. High School: Byng School until senior year. Then for some reason I went to Ada after growing up at Byng and going there my whole life. I graduated from Ada. That's stupid. Why did I do that?

7. College: Penn Foster for dog grooming and training.

8. Hair color: Naturally blonde.

9. tall or short: Average. But my husband says I'm short. What does he know?

10. been depressed: Many times, but that's what I have an awesome hubby for.

11. Sweats or Jeans:  I'm sorry, but neither. I hate pants, and if it were up to me, I would never wear pants. EVER.

12. Phone or Camera: For what purpose? Pictures? Well, if I could afford a camera I would have one and use it as often as possible. I guess until then I'm stuck with my stupid phone.

13. Health freak: Ha! You're funny.

14. Orange or Apple: Comparing these is impossible. I choose Bananas. They're more erotic.

15. Do you have a crush on someone?: My sexy hubby.

16. Eat or Drink: Either eat OR drink? Is this what you're asking me? I'd rather do both at the same time, but if I have to choose one or the other, I'm going to choose food every time.

17. Piercings: I have six. Five in my ears and my nose.

18. Pepsi or Coke: Ahh, now that's a good question. I don't really have favorites... I have moods.



HAVE YOU EVER?

19. Been in an airplane: Once. I went to Las Vegas once and got hitched on accident. They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... but I ended up taking him home. Oops. I guess that's what lawyers are for. 

20. Been in a relationship: Um, I'm married. And I've been divorced and remarried. So, yes. I would say so.

21. Been in a car accident: Yes. I was street racing with a friend and she t-boned me. I have a scar above my left eye still from where I received stitches.

22. Been in a fist fight: Not with a woman.

23. First piercing: Ears.

24. First best friend: Lacy Davis. And we are still friends. Probably always will be.

25. First award: Award? Hmmm... Honestly I don't remember getting any awards before the age of 20. I must have been really bad at stuff.

26. First crush: How far back are we going? I think the furthest back I can remember is 4th grade. I had a huge crush on this guy named Cody Stark. He was blond haired and blue eyed and had a chilli-bowl. HOT.

27. First word: Ever? Umm, water maybe? But probably Mom.

28. What were you doing at midnight last night?: Playing Skyrim.

29. Last person you talked to in person: Well, I just talked to my hubby before he went to bed, and then Bryan (room-mate) and Lance (his man-friend).

30. Last person you texted: My mom or B.

31. Last person you watched a movie with: I watched 'Drinking Buddies' with B.

32. Last food you ate: Shells & Cheese. No bueno. Not the same as Mac 'n Cheese. Not at all...

33. Last movie you watched: Godzilla (the Broderick remake)

34. Last song you listened to: Dust to Dust, The Civil Wars

35. Last thing you bought: Food of some kind, I'm sure.

36. Last person you hugged: B.



FAVE:

37. Food: I love me some pizza. And cereal. I could eat those two things every day for the rest of my life.

38. Drinks: Mt. Dew, Irish cream roast coffee, Sweet Tea

39. Bottoms: My Walking Dead pj pants. I got them for B for xmas, but I stole them back. I actually don't think he's worn them one time.

40. Flower: Yellow and white mini-roses.

41. Animal: Dogs of course! But owls and horses come in close second. Then any kind of marine mammal.

42. Colors:  Black, white, pastel pink, and red.

43. Movies: Oh man, there's so many. Let's just go off of the movies that I can watch over and over again. Even if I own them, they come on TV and I still watch them. I'd say Titanic is one of my all time faves. I watch it all the time. I could probably even quote it to you. Actually, I know I can. Others include The Shining, Look Who's Talking (all of them), For Richer or Poorer, Dawn of the Dead (2004), Avatar, Jaws, and Nightmare Before Xmas.

44. Subjects: Oh, Lord. I don't know. Whatever comes up, I guess.



(Put an X in the brackets if yes)

45. [ x  ] in love with someone. (My B.)

46. [ x ] celebrated Halloween. (With a wedding in 2012, and a wedding anniversary every year after. That's how much I love Halloween. Not the movie, though.)

47. [  x] had your heart broken...

48. [  ] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone. (Unlimited man. But data's a different thing.)

49. [  ] had someone question my sexual orientation. (Uhhhh... I should hope not.)

50. [ x ] Gotten tattoos (One of a butterfly on my shoulder, and the Kanji for Love.)

51. [  ] got pregnant. (Still trying.)

52. [  ] had an abortion. (Why would I if I'm trying?)

53. [ x  ] did something I regret. (Who hasn't?)

54. [   ] broke a promise. (My word is law.)

55. [ x ] hid a secret. (Oh, I'm sure.)

56. [ x  ] pretended to be happy. (I was married once before.)

57. [ x ] met someone who changed your life. 

58. [ x ] pretended to be sick. (I'm sure I've done this one, too.)

59. [  ] left the country. (Never been out of the country, but I hope to some day.)

60. [  ] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it. (Not think of anything.)

61. [ x ] cried over the silliest thing. (It's called a period.)

62. [  ] ran a mile. Ha! Again, funny...

63. [  ] went to the beach with your best friend. 

64. [ x ] got into an argument with your friends. (And won. Just kidding guys. But probably.)

65. [ x ] hated someone. (There's too little time to get into this.)

66. [ x ] stayed single for 2 years. (Before I was 16, yes.)



CURRENTLY:

67. Eating:  Nothing, but I am starving. Cereal, anyone?

68. Drinking:  Sweet Tea.

69. Listening:  To Elvis Tucker snore.

70. Sitting/Laying: Sitting in the computer room.

71. Plans for today: I've got about 4 hours left, so maybe a movie and some snacks? Yes...

72. Waiting: Always waiting for something... like a house of my own with no room-mates!



YOUR FUTURE:

73. Want kids?: With Joey, yes. With anyone else, no.

74. Want to get married?: Been there, done that. Currently doing it, actually.

75. Career: Who knows what tomorrow will bring?



WHICH IS BETTER IN THE GENDER YOU'RE ROMANTICALLY/SEXUALLY INTERESTED IN?:

76. Lips or eyes:  They need both. Retard.

77. Shorter or taller: Taller than me, but not too tall.

78. Romantic or spontaneous:  Both.

79. Nice stomach or nice arms: Arms and shoulders.

80. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive

81. Hook-up or relationship: What do you think?

82. Looks or personality:  Looks. If I want personality, I'll buy a dog. Haha! Just kidding, B! Both, and he's got it!



HAVE YOU EVER:

83. Lost glasses/contacts: Well, yeah.

84. Snuck out of a house: used to sneak out of my parents house all the time in the middle of the night. Surely they knew, right?

85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: Not yet, and hopefully won't have to.

86. Killed somebody:  No, but I knew this guy once...

87. Broken someone's heart: Yeah, but he bounced back the next day.

88. Been in love: with my B!

89. Cried when someone died: Of course. I'm not a robot.



DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

90. Yourself: Sometimes.

91. Miracles: Sometimes.

92. Love at first sight: Absolutely.

93. Heaven:  Yes.

94. Santa Claus: Yes.  

95. Sex on the first date: No.

96. Kiss on the first date: Yes.



TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now: My B. And Elvis Tucker. But they are both here, so that's awesome.

98. Do you know who your real friends are: Yeah, I think I'm fully aware. There's 2 of them... maybe 3.

99. Do you believe in God: I believe in Fate.

100. Favorite person: B, and Mom, and Lacy. But sometimes just one of those three at any given time.

101. Do you think anyone will read this?: Probably not. But who knows...